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11 of the Most Ridiculous Things Creed Bratton Has Ever Said on ‘The Office’

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Mia Cox

Updated on March 09, 2026

Creed Bratton is arguably one of the best character on The Office! His suspicious behavior and question raising one-liners never fail to leave us in stitches.

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Scroll through the gallery to see 10 of his most ridiculous quotes from the show.

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When he admitted to doing heroin… with the Taliban.

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When he told Jim they should throw things in the quarry together.

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When he hinted that he stole someone's identity.

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When he admitted that his one life ambition is to go scuba diving.

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When he confessed to running a fake ID company.

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When he thought the company he worked for sold dog food.

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When he was really suspicious around the cops.

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When he admitted to being involved in many cults.

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When he happily fessed up to being a klepto.

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When he didn't know what a text was.

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When he admitted to fraud.